We’re back to the CSS (cough, snot, sneeze) circle of unhealthiness in the Fantasy household. After pumping the baby with sweet pink antibiotic juice we were illness free for about a week and a half but I guess the force field of germ killer has worn off. Such a bummer. The kid wakes up looking like he’s been rooting around in rubber cement all night. He cries out in his attempts to keep breathing until ‘morn.
I have been trying to wean him but my efforts have been thwarted. A nighttime rescue from the crib means a boob cocktail for Shorty. With his eyes closed in the dark living room, he yanks out his pacifier with the POP! sound of a champagne cork unleashed. He hurls it into the night and positions himself expectantly, his mouth shaped like an “O”. It’s amusing but I’m wondering where it will end. Sure, I could get the Hubs to help out by having him be the recipient of the child-in-need but he’s kept nighttime working hours since the Rolling Stones show and that was like 3 weeks ago. My biggest fear is that we end up being something like this…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XGonnqcU-U
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Holy shit that video was funny!
I was just telling my mom today that since the kids are older they don't get sick like they used to. That was one part of parenting babies that I was not fond of. I feel for you and Willem. I hope he feels well soon!
Jen
Oh my god -- that was so funny. A man I may or may not be married to was once road manager for a local reggae band whose name may or may not rhyme with Diller Flees and one of their wives (who naturally traveled with them) was still nursing a nine year old.
Not long ago, I was in the doctor's office and a big child asked his mother for some money. walked by himself to the small store outside the office, bought a soda and a snack, put together a model and then put down his Coke and started nursing. There was an eighty year old man sitting beside me waiting for his wife. I thought he might stroke out.
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