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Saturday, December 27, 2008

Ick

Nothing says Merry Christmas more than taking goodies to the elderly couple next door and realizing you've got a candy cane stuck to your ass after the fact.

True story.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

One of my early childhood memories is of going to the dentist when I was maybe 6 or 7. They used to give us little "toys"-- little plastic party favors. One time I received a little plastic toy, it was one of those things that you hold and it has a bucket on the top and a ball on a string and you try to get the ball into the bucket. A small cheap plastic 50 cent version of that. When we got to the car I had lost it. My mom looked all around the car and under the seat and finally she told me to stay put and she would go back inside and look. As she walked away I saw my little toy clinging for dear life to the bottom of her brown polyester pants, the little ball jiggling around as she walked. She came back to the car with another one the receptionist had given her and I told her the old one was on her pants. With great embarrassment she reached back and retrieved it. We always wondered if the receptionist had seen what I had seen as my mom walked back out of the office.

Kelly R. said...

That's hilarious!